Peter Pan joined Facebook. 11:34 am
He was sick and tired of being alone at Never Ever`s Land, only with a group of annoying children and Captain Hook. So, decided to connect to the community. Hoping to meet adult, mature people, who have other aims in life, beside making fun of others.
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Peter Pan and Captain Hook are now friends. 11:54 am
It is quite amazing. After an entire life being enemies and trying to kill each other, they needed only 20min. on Facebook to become friends. Thank you Facebook. You`ll soon bring peace to the world.
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Winnie the Pooh took the quizz Wich Disney character are you? 1:03 pm
He`s in the middle of an identity crisis. Still doesn`t want to believe that he`s doomed to be a sweet teddy bear to the rest of his life.
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Captain Hook changed his profile picture. 1:20 pm
Aesthetic matters. With the hook, probably, no model agency would call him. Don`t give up Captain. Keep on trying.
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Wendy made a comment on Captain Hook`s photo. 1:22 pm
"Please captain, don`t hide your hook. It made you who you are today. It`s part of you and it justifies your name."
She fucked his attempt of changing his image.
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Captain Hook is trying not to commit suicide. 1:25 pm
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Pluto joined the group I`d rather die than keep on being a mouse`s pet. 2:05 pm
He woke up with this decision. And he is not turning back. So, in order to make it even stronger, ran to create the group on Facebook. No one else joined. He`s even more depressed. Discovered he`s the only one.
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Mickey Mouse forced Pluto to leave the I`d rather die than keep on being a mouse`s pet`s group. 2:06 pm
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Daisy is now single. 2:46 pm
She had enough of getting wet each time Donald started to speak. Not to mention kisses.
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